1. If she plays hard to get, let her go. This is the first step that leads to you being whipped [if the relationship lasts].

2. If she ever says, "I thought we decided you wouldn't do that anymore." or any variation. Red Flag! Her conclusion was drawn without you even knowing about it. The only one who decided was her and the discussion between you two took place only in her mind. End it.

3. Don't think you need to treat her any better than she treats you. While you're out buying her shit and treating her like a queen, she's at home sitting on her lazy ass thinking that looking pretty and giving you sex is an even trade-off. It's not.

4. If you're an intelligent guy, stay away from stupid chicks. After a while their stupidity will piss you off even when they're not around.

5. Never give any new girl the impression that you're going to spend money on her or play any games. You should come off as just a nice, no nonsense guy that won't take any shit.

6. Stay away from girls that are real hot that also act like they're real hot. These kinds of girls think you need to do things for them to keep them from leaving. If you're a good looking guy and have enough confidence, try to belittle them in some creative fashion before giving them the boot and ignoring them forever.

7. Stay away from chicks that play video games, burp, and talk worse than Samuel L. Jackson in a war movie. They might seem cool but they're usually the ones that let themselves go. You'd be better off with your best friend.

9. Watch out for girls that need compliments all the time. Insecurity is unneeded baggage.

10. Never pay for sex. Take that in any context.

Remember these words I am saying to you. Print it out, fold it, rub it down..no wait...put it in your wallet. Show it only to other buddies and potential serious relationshippers. Compromise is acceptable as long as you stay true to the majority of the rules. Just like a good duck hunter you have to weed through all the coon tails and muddy water before you pounce on your unsuspecting prey with your shotgun. That may not be a good analogy but everything before it pretty much explained itself.