Keys to More Efficient Speech

Lesson 1:

Over the years I've begun to understand the depth of the English language more and more. It seems that people often use extra syllables when they don't need to and end up getting tongue-tied at the most inopportune times. This lesson focuses on the sinister plural form of nouns that end in -th. I know what you’re thinking, and believe you me, I researched this topic thoroughly yet found nothing "out there" addressing this issue. So.....you're welcome.

How do we do it??!!

Calm down junior. Instruction is as follows:

After countless hours of trial and error I have concluded that replacing -ths with a z will solve all or most of your problems. I understand that some of you may have a tough time with this at first. Hell, it racked my brain at the beginning, but you must stay with it. Here are some examples to help get you started:

Moths------------->Moz

Booths------------->Booz

Mouths(tough one)------------->Mouz

Not enough? Here's a sentence to help you through the rough times :

"That's not a moth, those are moz."