With only minutes left in the contest, Robert Downy Syndrome's quick thinking and entry for "Still Life Representation of a Retard" pays off bigtime.
Mondale High School Graduates
Honors Remedial English : 1990-2001
Special Friends : 1990-2001
Retardo Montalban, with mother and cousin Lionel, preparing to give his speech at the 1st Annual Fund Raiser for Extra
Chromosome Extraction Research. Special Olympics flag football star Ronday Meriwether, with bodyguard, interviews with reporters about his contract
related season holdout. After controversy surrounding his nationality, Earnie Henkelman was asked to count to 2 in his native tongue. Tragedy struck the 2002 Special Olympics when 3rd baseman Luther "Tubba" Tubbenheim mistook a shot-put for a softball. Though a week late, Complex Origami competitor Speedy Johansen receives the gold medal for Effort After the Fact. Private school bad boys William Sherry and Lyle Renquist present the inevitable ending to their controversial game Compress the Useless Retarded Head. During road trips Hardy Rubio and Bunji Gustufson enjoy playing the everyone-wins confidence booster Sniff It If You're Wif It. Rick Lapaglia and Brian Jenkins gleefully thank groundskeeper Odin Babcock for helping them win the Delta Tau Delta Scavenger Hunt. The young fraternity members won on a technicality by claiming that Mr. Babcock qualified as a Lawn Gnome, their final item. Lincoln City Raptors' Captain Ruthy Bedshadow dazzles the crowd with her solo dance interpretation of the theme to The Cosby Show. (2nd Season) Lesbian mommies Selma Coffey and Mildred Greencastle proudly await the christening of their son Casper's new litter box. Amendments to the rules at Catfish Creek's Annual Square Dance Competition sparked creativity by allowing routines containing triangles, parallelograms, and various other polygons.
When asked what he was going to do with the tomato, all Eddie could do was laugh. After viewing the Charlie Brown Halloween Special, the Hilldale Future Special Farmers of America were prepared to offer a sacrifice to the god they called Great Pumpkin. Even though they were the only contestants in the quarter mile conjoined race, Maggy and Miffy Mandrake finished a dissapointing 2nd and 5th place. The Fubar Clan, as they're called at the home, prove that you don't have to be young or mentally aware to look cool. After commiting several robberies in the area, 3 nameless, inappropriately dressed street-tuffs crashed Police Officer Roy Morgan's funeral, tastelessly chanting, "We slow and you no mo". Sal Castaliano, seen at right, nervously chuckled, "When a moron with a bicycle helmet runs at you and sticks his dick in your pocket.....you got 2 options : Beat the shit out of the freak or just let things happen. I must say that I'm pleased with my choice." Swimming coach Hillary Sexton, pictured at left, cracks a smile after her special students donned their swimming attire and went #1 on one another. Tensions ran high
after pole-vaulter Herbie Farnsworth broke his 7th pole of the day and angrily
charged his coach. Fortunately she had hours to react. Here the exact moment
is captured as Terry Klingle comprehends the major differences between the
earth and an inflatable beach ball. “Never again.” said
Willy “Wild Man” Moorhead when asked about drinking 2 quarts of motor oil
before the big race. Quiet disappointment
sets in as Tanner Ludlow realizes his 50/50 chance of becoming an NFL
quarterback drops even further and his hopes of playing for the Cowboys is reduced 5 fold. Mere seconds later
local celebrity Ester Downs confuses her grandmother for an elderly obnoxious
fan and violently gouges her eyes out. Spirits were down
after two members from the Boise, Idaho roller gang ‘Los Burritos’ crash the
festivities for the third day in a row. All-Star Center Jimmy Legs taunts his upright foes into a game of Circle Jerk. Auditions ended and the cast was chosen for UPN's new series Star Trek Maelstrom. Back from left : Judy Blanch as Cheif Medical Officer Peta Resnick, Timmy Lipid as Kit Resnick, Kraft McHenry as the Terrelian cook Magpie, and Christine Puddle as Nurse Leppy Sheister. Front from left : Beatrice Umpton as Ensign Lew Meign, Sherry Bottoms as orphan girl leader, Patty Labe' as Commander Bane Existo, Harv Tannenbaum as Cheif Security Officer Ryce Schwartzman, and finally Pierce LaMont as Captain Perdue Bois D'arc. Miss Idaho poses with the winners of Beanie Weenie's Best T-shirts of 2005. Student Council (Mascot): 1994-2001
